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The Beginning Of An Era

You probably know someone, or perhaps *are* someone who always seems to have some kind of stain on their clothing. I’m not judging. Lots of the people I’ve met who have stains on their clothes are really smart.  Like, too-smart-to-know-their-shoes-are-untied smart. They don’t have time to contemplate the theory of displacement, where when you bite your hot dog […]

Le Sigh*

I made myself dinner the other night. Something more than Annie’s Shells and Cheddar with an extra slice of cheese and a few table spoons of salsa mixed in.  Which is food of the angels, by the way.  White trashy, chain smoking angels who drive ’86 Camaros. I got ambitious and made my mom’s beef […]

The Deep, Deep Depths of My Anality

I got my car washed Sunday. It’s not as easy to get your car washed in Oregon as it is in southern California. There are car washes on every corner in Los Angeles, with armies of undocumented workers that frequently work for tips only. I think Oregonians have a healthier attitude towards cars and are […]

The Moral of the Story

The moral of the story is: Do not put your Ikea duvet cover in the dryer with any other items. I’m not going to tell you the Story. Just the Moral: Do not put your Ikea duvet cover in the dryer with any other items. You are just going to have to trust me on […]

Awful Neighbor Stories

I love my apartment. I love that it’s mine. I love being home. My apartment does has a couple drawbacks. Since it’s a studio, I have no door with with to isolate my cat from my face when I’m trying to sleep. I’m also a little concerned that being in my mid thirties, while living […]