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“Let Me Show You Something,” Said The Ultrasound Technician

This is the story of how we learned we were going to have twins. We found out that I was pregnant in the usual way. Also, I GOT pregnant in the usual way. We’ve already had a few people casually ask if we used IVF. In the future, when we get this question, I am […]

How To Marry Your Internet Stalker

This is the draft I used to have my story in my brain for Mike Vogel’s screening of Did You Kiss Anyone on Tuesday. The draft below was way more material than I could have used, and predictably, I forgot a lot of it. I regret I missed some of the points I wanted to […]

The “Danger Toilet” At My Parents’ House

We are having a late holiday at my parents’ house in California. I needed to remind Dave of the “Danger Toilet” in the guest bathroom. You see, this toilet does NOT take a licking and keep on ticking. Why would I write about this? A toilet? Well, because it’s not just a toilet. It’s a […]

Dad’s Trouble With Balloons

I love my dad. I love my dad because he lets me share stories like the one I’m about to tell you. My mom’s birthday was at the beginning of November. There were some things that they needed at the store, so my dad went to the supermarket and got my mom a “Happy Birthday” balloon, […]

I Can See My Age From Here

Here’s an actual real, post, instead of a repost during NaNoWriMo. Because this actually happened. Okay, so I’m not going to moan about getting old. I don’t feel old except I’m flabby and out of shape (which I would gladly complain about if it weren’t my own damned fault). And I wouldn’t want to go […]