I haven’t ever gotten any tickets for speeding, or any other type of reckless driving behavior. No tickets. In my whole life. This is probably unusual for anyone, but it’s particularly unusual for me. I really like to drive. I think I get this trait from my dad. If I DO ever get a ticket, […]
This is a photo of my mom before I came around. My mom is a hottie. Happy Mother’s Day to my hottie mom and all moms!
On January 26th, I had just arrived in Portland and was staying at the super scary Motel 6 on Powell. I had been in town for 5 days and was sort of frantically looking for a job and apartment. I think back on the first week I arrived, and I’m thankful I don’t put myself […]
Isn’t she cute? Look at these two. Isn’t he fabulous? I haven’t met my husband yet, but he already hates this guy. If these two beautiful people procreate, they will make children so adorable, it will cause explosions and implosions and black holes in the space-time continuum and we’re all going to JUST DIE. I […]