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It’s My Birthday And I Have Goddamned Cankles

It’s kinda bullshit. 34 weeks. I really, really, really, don’t have much to complain about, in the grand scheme of things. I am not in any outright pain, and I’m not enduring any sort of unbearable suffering. But complain, I shall. Because really, in the grand scheme of things, I can’t think of a better […]

New Little Dumpling In The Family

My beautiful sister had a baby this weekend. Elliana. 6lb, 12 oz, 19 1/2″ inches, born Friday April 27 at 11:54am. My parents visited, of course, and they debated on picking up a gift they saw in the hospital gift shop. My dad couldn’t resist. He got a five foot, three inch bear for the […]

Here’s How You Get Hitched in Astoria, Oregon.

A Slow Moment In The Chaos

At the beginning of this week, I was running around Astoria like a nut, making the final push before we had movers come to take our worldly belongings back to Portland. It happens every time we move. Every damn time. I always think moving will not be such a big deal, it won’t be such […]

“You’re A Nervous Talker, Aren’t You?”

About, oh, say, exactly four years ago today I met Dave. On Valentine’s Day. I told you, I’ll never shut up with this story. Shortly after our first meeting, I wanted to drive to the Oregon coast for the first time. I was planning to go by myself, but Dave invited himself along. He didn’t […]