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It’s My Birthday And I Have Goddamned Cankles

It’s kinda bullshit. 34 weeks. I really, really, really, don’t have much to complain about, in the grand scheme of things. I am not in any outright pain, and I’m not enduring any sort of unbearable suffering. But complain, I shall. Because really, in the grand scheme of things, I can’t think of a better […]

Adding To The Innumerable Indignities

Pregnancy, yo. I still has it. I’m at 33 weeks. Last week, we had a sort of scary day with extra contractions. Everything turned out fine. It’s not uncommon to have freak out days, especially with twins. It happens. The good thing, is that we *could* have the babies right now, and they would probably […]

Let’s Talk About Baby Shit

No really. Not baby “stuff,” as I have already briefly discussed. I mean poo poo. When I was a kid, we called it caca. Or cuckies. I don’t hear that quite as much these days, or I don’t hear that term quite as often on the west coast. But of course, it’s been ten or […]

It’s The Flu

It melted my brain. I’m feeling much better though. But seriously, it melted my brain.

“Preparations Have Been Made.”

I’m traveling to California this week to go to my sister’s baby shower. She is having a baby at the end of April. She is also a first time mom, so my parents are getting triple grandkids all in one year. They are out-of-their-mindsĀ ecstatic. My dad, also, has installed a new toilet in the guest […]