This is the reason why people have babies, right? Also. I left the room for five minutes, and somehow, Loyal found a way out of his pants. The kid does not like pants.

Huh? Wait! I wasn’t ready for my closeup! I am not amused by your amusement.

Tummy time is total bullshit. Such bullshit.

Look at how cute we are! Mama wants booze and an uninterrupted eight hours of sleep for Christmas!

Sometimes we are quiet. Usually while sleeping. Otherwise, we are not usually quiet.

Did you order some cute? Here’s a double batch. Extra smiles, free of charge.

Blue, ya think?

This might be one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen. Cascadian was fussing and yelling off his little red tomato head yesterday. And Loyal was calm and concerned, watching him. He reached out a hand to his brother as if to console him. “Dude, it’s going to be okay.”

We are getting to be big boys! We don’t scream nearly as much as we used to when you put us in car seats.

Mama’s not really getting any work done.