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I Love Cookies

We try to eat healthy, blah, blah, blah. Or at least, we try not to eat like idiots. Dave and I both like to cook, we get organic fruits and veggies delivered weekly, and we don’t eat out as much as we used to. You see where I’m going with this? We’re virtuous. (Full disclosure: […]

Absent, Is My Mind

Like many people this time of year, we have a lot of packages arriving. I have seen UPS packages delivered to our door in U-Haul trucks, and charmingly, by bicycle. Yesterday, an unmarked truck pulled up outside our apartment, and I saw a man approach our door with a package. As I have done with […]

Being Pregnant Is Super Trashy

I have spent the majority of my life not being pregnant. I’m pretty good at it. In almost 39 years, I’ve spent the majority of that time not wanting to be pregnant, for whatever reason. I remember the heady days of my twenties, and not having a boyfriend, yet still waking up in a sweat […]

What Trouble Lurks In The Depths?

So. If I were at all worried that I was neglecting the 13 year old boy contingent of my readership, it shall soon be rectified with this post. This post is the inspiration for TWO entirely new categories on this blog, which will be etched into the permanent annuals of the internet: “Here’s a Dumb […]

Pregnancy Superpowers

Okay, so in addition to being really¬†klutzy¬†and scatterbrained, I have noticed a few other new and notable functions that pregnancy endows. Some are welcome, and some are unwelcome. Allow me to share. I smell things. I have always had a keen sense of smell. Always. Since I was a kid. I’ve always been a scent-oriented […]