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Beware The Dark Corners Of The Underwear Drawer

I’m a girl. Let’s get that out of the way. I’m going to talk about undies. It is not going to be titillating. But I’ll take the smut search hits anyway because I’m a traffic whore. Probably like many women, I dislike the word “panties.” But I realize most men LOVE the word “panties.” Boy, […]

A New Fun Thing To Obsess About

I recently mentioned that I had my cholesterol tested. I got the results back three weeks ago. My cholesterol is waaaay too high. Like, 60-year-old-obese-trucker-Big-Mac-every-meal-heart-attack-waiting-to-happen type cholesterol. I thought I was eating a little better since my mom’s heart attack last April. Somehow though, in the past year, my cholesterol went UP 70 points. It’s […]

Making Up New Stuff

Last week was craptacular. There was a giant earthquake in an impoverished nation, democracy in America is about to be pwned by corporations, and I had to renounce my Massachusetts heritage. And I finally followed up on a stomach bug that I may have acquired waaay back, like, forever ago, like on this trip back […]

Rules to Live By

Bear with me, as I wrote this post, I was feeling the lingering irritation from a rather shitty commute home, and the soothing effect of vodka and cherry cider. I may add a category for “Drunk Blogging.” I was realizing I have a number of um, idiosyncrasies, and thought I’d write them down as I […]

I Don’t Need My Toothbrush to Entertain Me

This has happened a couple of times. When it’s time for a new toothbrush, I agonize over a full half an aisle of choices. It takes me at least 30 minutes to look at them all. I have a few simple, unalienable requirements: Soft bristles, small head, and on sale. It’s silly to pay five […]