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Archives for February 2012

Pregnancy Rant Two: I Never Wanted To Be A Mom

No, really. I still don’t want to be a mom. I’m excited to be pregnant, and it wasn’t an accident. I’m looking forward to our lives with blobby little screamers, then later with kids, but I still don’t want to be a “mom.” When I was in my twenties, especially in my early twenties, it […]

What Trouble Lurks In The Depths?

So. If I were at all worried that I was neglecting the 13 year old boy contingent of my readership, it shall soon be rectified with this post. This post is the inspiration for TWO entirely new categories on this blog, which will be etched into the permanent annuals of the internet: “Here’s a Dumb […]

Belly: Week Fifteen or So

I think I could probably sell these to stock photography websites. Here’s me, gazing wistfully, yet calmly, into the middle distance of our living room. Translation: “I am serenely pregnant, and in control of everything in my life.” Also, “There appear to be no shipwrecks within my general vicinity/in my living room.” Here is me, looking a […]

A Little Less Than A Barrel Of Laughs

Note: I wrote this post about a month ago, just as I was just coming out of a deep hormone-induced depression. I feel better now. It was going to happen. It was inevitable. At some point, I was going to descend into that unfulfilled, uncharted and underserved niche of people who get onto the internet and […]

Humanity On Wheels; an Evening of Mass Transit Tales

Holy crap, this is going to be ridiculous fun. If you live in Portland, you should come check this out. If you’ve never been to a Stumptown Stories hosted by Doug Kenck-Crispin, you will have your mind blown. And Bill Reagan and Dr. Jeff, both lovely fellows who write gorgeous stories at TriMet Diaries and […]