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Living Down By The River

I love reading the the Astoria Police press logs. They are not always so entertaining, and sometimes they can be a bit depressing. But often, they contain little gems that make me smile.

Astoria Police Log 1/25/12 3:20

SUSP CIRCUMSTANCES

“Report of something making a grunting noise in backyard of the house. Reporting unsure of what it was. Officers located a seal in the backyard, aquarium contacted and advised.”

Can you imaging being the officer responding to that call? What a mess a seal would make in the back of a cruiser.

Comments

  1. WESTERN OREGON WASTE DRIVER ADVISES SEVERAL COWS OUT, ON THE ROAD. COWS CHECKED
    ON AND ARE BACK IN THEIR FIELD.

  2. This made me laugh out loud. Too funny!

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